Males Lacrosse Varsity Coverage
Coverage begins at 5:00PM.
And we’re off! Forewarning: I don’t actually know anything about Lacrosse!
4th minute: Staffs Score, making it 1-0
6th minute: Keele scores! Thus equalising the game at 1-1
They are passing the ball around. Truly incredible stuff. The back and forth… man!
9th minute: ANOTHER NET BY KEELE! Keele lead at 2-1
11th minute: Keele aim for another net and narrowly miss
12th minute: And Keele have done it again! 3-1
13th minute: A time out has been called. The audience are estactic
16th minute: Keele has netted again! 4-1, bit embarrassing now
18th minute: A tiny man from Keele nets another ball! 5-1
I’ve just realised that nobody is wearing shinpads. That ball looks and sounds hard; makes you wonder why nobody is wearing shinpads
21st minute: AUGER NETS! 6-1 to Keele
30th minute: We’ve start after a short half time break. Good luck, both teams who I am contractually obligated to treat equally.
32nd minute: Keele keep the gold coming! 7-1
36th minute: More back and forth play from the players. Hopefully something will happen soon
39th minute: Will Staffs ever score again? Probably not. It’s now 8-1 to Keele
40th minute: Hahahaha, another net to Keele 9-1
45th minute: That makes it 10 goals to Keele. I’m running out of jokes I’m allowed to make about Staffs 10-1
A tiny Staffs player just affronted a tall Keele player. It was hilarious
Sorry, I was wrong earlier, THIS IS HALF TIME
11-1 to Keele. They scored at some point, apparently
62nd minute: Staffs score. Finally. 11-2
63rd minute: KEELE SEEK REVENGE! 12-2
64th: Keele score yet again! 13-2
67th minute: 14-2 Keele #Pray4Ryan’sHands
I now have moved to a warmer location. I can feel my feet and -CENSORED- again
74th minute: 15-2, Keele have scored yet again!
79th minute: Staffs, surprisingly, have scored again. 15-3
We’re heading into the final quarter now. Good luck to both teams
84th minute: Staffs are slowly pulling it back, 15-4
90th minute: Keele has scored again, I think 16-4
98th minute: Quick update: Nothing has happened of any interest.
And that’s the match! An excellent match, and a well deserved victory from Keele. Well done, lads!