Meet the Team – Clyde
Tell us about yourself.
As a true eccentric once said, ‘life is for the living, so live it well.’ As a gorilla I can’t vouch for this – throw me a banana and I’m your slave. Unfortunately the founders of KUBE radio were aware of this, and for the last 20 years I’ve been stuck here, serving as the everlasting, ethereal being that haunts the KUBE studio. It is a huge relief to me that KUBE radio promises to return to its roots and get filthy in 2014-15, there’s even more of a chance that they might be shut down in the course of freeing me to rustle jimmies across the galaxy.
How do you like to relax?
Making eye contact with anyone munching on a banana always offers sweet relief from my other trials and tribulations.
If you were forced to listen to two musicians for the rest of your life who would they be?
The sonic recreation of the end of the universe. That’s it, the universe only ends once. Enjoy.
If you couldn’t be involved with KUBE what would you do with your time?
What is your biggest aspiration?
Meeting the Flying Spaghetti Monster and punching him the face for dissing the flying banana monster.
When are you happiest?
Eating too much banana in the union on a Friday night.
What’s your favourite sexual position?
Bareback, doing it like they do on the discover channel.
If you had to pick a dictator (dead or alive) to eat with who would it be?
Kim Jong-un. I feel he’d like to monkey around.